"I was searching.
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Bertha Bombastic

I had read everything the library had about emotional and physical well-being. All the books led only to other books with a clue here and a hint there. Then I found Science and Wealth.

My physical condition changed almost immediately. I stopped giving mendicants Money and gave it only to Itinerant Roconian Prophets who carried their Hamster cages with them as a token and poof of their Rosconian Devotion and I was feeling fine. Since that time, I have read Science and Wealth every day. My family has had many wonderful Miracle Auto Paintings, including Chronic Flatulence Syndrome, headaches and relationship difficulties includin Sibilant Rivalry."

cover of Science and Wealth
For People Who Aren't Afraid To Stink.