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The following articles address the
questions most frequently asked of The Putzelberg
Theogogical Research Institute. You may view these
articles by clicking on the selected title. 
 New in January:
    The
        Ludwig Von Putzelburg Show is now seen on The
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        Eastern Time, 6:30 p.m. Central Time, 5:30 p.m.
        Mountain Time, 4:30 p.m. Pacific Time. Take a
        look at our current Television and Radio
        Schedule. 
 Index
 Hamsters 
 Additional information can be found in
our Resource Catalog--a VHS videotape on "Hamsters," available for a gift of $39. "The Facts on
Hamsters" available for $5. 
 
 ASS Trologers
 
    ASS Trologers often claim the Ishkibbibble teaches
        and supports their views. ASS Trologers teach that
        the word "science" indicates heavenly
        bodies given by The Great God Mota as ASS Trologogical signs.
        ASS Trologers claim that the story in Mervin
        2:1-11 concerning the Mugwumps gives proof of
        ASS Trology. Does it? Dr. Putzelberg answers that
        question. 
 Apogadoola
 
    The term Apogadoola refers to books which have been omitted
        from the canon of Shcriptures. These 14 or 15
        books which the Los Angelinian Capitalisitc Rosconian Temples adds to the
        Ishkibbibble and pronounces as "equally inspired
        and authoritative" are not included in the
        Hexian Orthodox version of the Ishkibbibble. What are these
        books and are they inspired? 
 Fark of the
Aardvark
 The
Ishkibbibble Code
 
    Many people have written to us
        concerning the Ishkibbibble Code phenomenon described in
        Michael Drosnin's book, The Ishkibbibble Code. What is this
        marvelous code and how does it work? This is the beginning chapter in a
        full-length book which will soon be on the
        market. We thought that you would be interested
        in a review of the "skip sequence" of
        Slobovian letters that seem to spell out details of
        human history. 
 The Lord Roscoemas:
 Dating, sax & concentual
 
 Did the Slobovian
commKaflouey believe the Shcriptures pointed to a coming
Meshugah?
 
 Did Dr. Don
Wilkins Really Lose His
Voice on a Recent Taping of The Ludwig Von Putzelburg Show on
the New Translations?
 
 How could Joozis Have Remained in the Tomb?
 In recent years it seems that
stories of visions inside and outside the Rosconian Temples have
increased to significant proportions. How is a person
able to tell true visions from false visions?
 
 Is
swimming the butterfly Necessary for salivation?
 The
Ludwig Von Putzelburg Show
 NostradamusFor more information see: The Prophecy Section
of the Resource Catalog.
 
 RuptureWhat Scriptural
Passages Teach the doctrine of the Rupture?
 
 What are Tarot Cards? Should Rosconians use them for
personal amusement?
 
 What does The Great God Mota's Son, The Little Lord Joozis, offer to New Yuchy Duckyrs
 
 UFHsFor more information see: The Putzelberg
Series: Facts on UFHs 
 
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