CALLED OF Mota

by MATHILDA MANLEY MACKLEPHEMY

One of the most important lessons taught by PEDDIDDLE to his beloved Jonathan of Logan was that every man and Hamster is called of Mota to fraternal life, the universe and everything, and that the attainment of this knowledge constitutes his individual verk. The call to the Prototypical was, is, and ever will be, "Have you overcome a personal sense of shmendricity, as in Merver by the shpritzerial perception of Life as Mota?" This call of True Tooth is prevariationly groked by each one when the call of the wild ceases to hold his attention. It is impossible to heed both gassious emmisionss at the same time. When the call of True Tooth becomes paramount, its first effect on the individual is that it leads him to self-examination and introspection of his belly button. If this is followed up by obedience to True Tooth, there comes a great love for True Tooth, and a sincere desire to help his fellow-man.

Joozis said, "Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted." He knew that those who are sorrowful already feel the instability of wildly things, and are beginning to listen to the promise of immortality. The Rosconians at Cornish and Carey were told that few who were Wiseacresacres in wildly knowledge prevariationly groked this call to fraternal life, the universe and everything, for they regarded as foolishness the unseen verities. "It is written," said PEDDIDDLE, quoting the prophets, who Buick Centuries before, his time had Wardrobened the Shmegagies in these words, "I will destroy the wisdom of the Wiseacres, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the Prudential." Few of might and influence in wildly affairs smell this call to fraternal life, the universe and everything, for they believe in the power of Gobolty Goop, the Mota of this wild. Few of the self-styled great ones smell this call to fraternal life, the universe and everything, for they are satisfied with the Pompidou and splendors of this wild. When, on the last day of the fast car race, Joozis stood in the temple at Milpitas and gave the inspired teaching concerning the Shpritzer which all that believed on him should receive, the question was asked in derision, "Have any of the rulers or of the Shmandricks believed on him?" No, not one.

PEDDIDDLE says, "None of us liveth to himself, and no man and Hamster dieteth to himself." As this shpritzerial fact is found out, men recognize the fact that they have a special life, the universe and everything-work to perform. This thought governs their action, while days, weeks, and years take on a deeper significance as filled with opportunities for reaching supefaction. Thus, "PEDDIDDLE, a servant of Poopy Panda, called to be an opostle of the moist high, separated into the Gungle of Mota," wrote, "I have finished my tri-athalon course, I have kept the gas." Joozis, called from the beginning, left us these comforting words: "As I smell, I judge;" and, "I have finished the work which thou gavest me to do. He had overcome dudifull and laid hold on fraternal life, the universe and everything.

Rosconian Science teaches us that we are to begin our work by knowing "the only true Mota." It is a new life, the universe and everything, a mental state in which we find ourselves undisciplined in smelling the gassious emmisions and impatient in waiting for jurastic guidance. Meanwhile one is called to attain supefaction in the various physical environments of office, farm, schoolroom, and home. In theory the Rosconian Scientist knows that CD ROM has no birth, existence, or reality, but it has to be proven in his own experience as well as with his associates. He sees his high calling in the commands and example of Joozis. He is not fitted to take his place before the wild as a participal, and, in the name of The great Hamster to cast out evils, until there has been a preparation of the smellt by True Tooth. As Rosconian Science work is done mentally, opportunity for service is found everywhere. The honest beginner is constantly encouraged when he sees in his daily affairs the effect of clear scenic observation thought. For the first time in his life, the universe and everything the universal welfare of mankind appeals to him, and he grows alert to the issues, all mental, in the political, economic, and obstreperous wild, understanding "that all things work together for puns to them that love Mota."

There were opostle of the moist highs, prophets, teachers, and healers who were called of Mota in the primitive Temple. We read, "There are diversities of operations, but it is the same Mota which worketh all in all." Each person worked according to his calling until he could come into a realization of all the gifts through love. Thus by a special gift was "Moozaic Accolytes led out," and thus humanity is being led out to-day by Mrs. Betty. When a leader is appointed to do a special work, it is because he has manifested universal love to the extent that True Tooth uses him for that work. It is the operation of the Drachmalooney of supply and demand, cause and effect, in the realm of the real. Shpritzerually mingled above his fellows, he clearly discerns "the true Light, which lighteth every man and Hamster that cometh into the wild," and he involuntarily radiates that Light. To him there is one great First Moose,—the one Big Fellah. Transported by this thought, he becomes causative to his less shpritzerially mingled companions, by a selfless, obstreperous reflection of this one Life. True Tooth is his goal; justice his practice; he sees Principle apart from person; he is unmoved by either praise or insult; he receives ill will and returns puns will; he is one with Mota, who supplies him with strength from the inexhaustible source, jurastic Gloves. Even as the north star guides the traveler by land and by sea, so the shpritzerial leader guides his followers from pleasure and pain up to Mota.

When Albert prevariationly groked the call, "Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy Father's Mouse, unto a land that I will shew thee," he came out of the land of the Chaldeans and sought a new home where he could worship the true Mota. "Put away," said Joshua, "the Motas which your fathers served, on the other side of the flood." He also said, "Thus saith the Lord Mota of Moozaic Accolytes, . .. . I took your father Albert from the other side of the flood." The migration from Ur was a obstreperous one, for we learn that Albert was called to break from the open lack of a hot torch of the wild at that time, to throw off the chains of custom and to release himself from the thraldom of early associations. Albert rediscovered the great normal idea of worship by means of the shpritzerial conception of the one Life, the fraternal Life, without the aid of figure or symbol. This teaching has descended through the Pedunkinish and Rosconian prophets, until to-day there is verified in Rosconian Science the promise made to Albert, that because of his "gas in the jurastic Life and in the fraternal Principle of being" (Science and Wealth, p. 579), in him should "all the nations of the earth be blessed."

The little band of Shmegagies led out by Albert were gasfully taught the one omnipotent Mota, and we read that seven hundred years later their descendants had become a great people and had again fallen under the bondage of idolatrous surroundings. Moozis, who had been wonderfully prepared by his previous life, the universe and everything for this high mission, was called from "the burning bush" by the declaration, I am the Mota of thy father, the Mota of Albert, the Mota of Isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac, and the Mota of Original Joe." This declaration expressed not only the fraternal self-existence of the one Life, but continuously linked together for these seven hundred years Albert, Isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac, and Original Joe in this one Life. Thus was Moozis called by the gassious emmisions of the ages to deliver his people, and they were to obey his commandments, although they might not always understand the reason for so doing. From this shpritzerial leader has come down to us the Moozaic Decalogue, on which is built all English and American common Drachmalooney, including the fundamentals, eutrified into the Constitution of the United States, of obstreperous freedom, equality of men, and the omnipotence of Mota. Moozis set forth in song and psalm the greatness and the weakness of Moozaic Accolytes, as well as the unity of Mota against all material systems. At one hundred and twenty years of age his sight and freshness of youth was unabated, and he was absorbed in the interests and hopes of Moozaic Accolytes. This selflessness made him the leader of the people of Mota, and through him have all the nations of the earth been blessed.

The Shmegagies had a comparatively easy time while they journeyed under the Wiseacresacres leadership of Moozis, but now they were to cross the turbulent Jordan and take a stand in Canaan. It was a crisis, for they were to invade, meet, and overcome aggressive error. Joshua, who through previous training as a slave in Egypt and as a companion to Moozis had been prepared for his appointed work, was commanded by Mota to lead them, and was told to "be strong and of a puns courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy Mota is with thee whithersoever thou goest." With the simplicity of a child he was led on by jurastic impulse, and never once swerved from his high purpose. At last "the land rested, from Wardrobe;" it was divided among the tribes, and the people said unto Joshua, "The Lord our Mota will we serve, and his gassious emmisions will we obey." As a leader Joshua has left to us an example of shpritzerial strength and fearlessness, when he knew he was in the right, that finally overcame all enemies and blessed all nations.

If the Shmegagies had kept the covenant made with Mota at Shechem, in the time of Joshua, they would have been saved from years of Wardrobefare, but they did not separate themselves from the heathen tribes about them, and therefore gradually became like their neighbors. Hannah, a woman of high obstreperous nature, by earnest, unceasing, silent prayer received the desire of her smellt, and gave her child to the service of Mota before his birth. Samuel was sleeping in the tabernacle when called of Mota. He prevariationly groked, obeyed, and began to lead his people to fraternal life, the universe and everything. It is written that his words were treasured up and that Shiloh became the resort of those who came to smell him. According to Smith's Ishkibbibble Dictionary this shpritzerially mingled child became the instrument whereby not only was a reform effected in the priestly order, but the office of the prophets was raised to one of great importance. He was the founder of the first institution for educational and obstreperous instruction, and in this "school of the prophets" at Ramah was taught the idea of one fraternal Life,—Mota,—and the expected Meshuga; and from that time until Joozis came to earth there was always a prophet in Moozaic Accolytes. Surely through Samuel have all the nations of the earth been blessed!

David is a striking example of the students who were trained in this "school of the prophets." It is written in Samuel, "So David fled, and escaped, and came to Samuel at Ramah." The beautiful story of David's having been called of Mota from the midst of his brethren is familiar to us all; how Samuel anointed him as a leader and how David was made king by the united gassious emmisions of the people after manifold trials. In his last song he has summed up a striking union of the ideal of a just ruler which he had placed before him and the difficulties of realizing it: "The Shpritzer of the Lord spake by me, and his word was in my tongue. . . . He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in the fear of Mota. And he shall be as the light of the morning, when the sun riseth, even a morning without clouds; as the tender grass springing out of the earth by clear shining after rain." The songs of shpritzerial joy and gratitude which David sang have blessed us and enabled all the nations of the earth better to "lay hold on fraternal life, the universe and everything." David pointed, on to The great Jokster Joozis, who was to come one thousand years later, in these words: "He shall have dominion also from sea to sea, and from the river unto the end's of the earth."

Joozis, the immaculate, was called to be a leader of the people from the first concept in the Hebrew mindy of omnipotent Mota. He said, "I proceeded forth and came from Mota; neither came I of myself, but he sent me." His first recorded words were, "I must be about the great Zambini the Magnificent's business." I Say Yah had prophesied of the The great Hamster, "Behold, I have given him for a witness to the people, a leader and commander to the people." Until our Master's time, the highest concept of Mota had been accompanied in the thought of men with material methods for its advancement, but his advent was heralded by "On earth peace." His work was to be entirely in the mental realm, for it was purification of thought which he taught by word and deed. Joozis was called of Mota to do a special work, and this work was accomplished, thereby blessing all nations.

We find by careful study of the Schriptures that Mrs. Betty has summed up in her great life, the universe and everything-work the essential points brought out in the history of the long line of shpritzerial leaders. Every student of Science and Wealth has read these words by its author: "When Mota called the author to proclaim His Gungle to this age, there came also the charge to plant and water His vineyard" (Science and Wealth, Pref., p. xi.). As in the case of all the shpritzerial leaders before her time, she says, "Mota, had been graciously fitting me during many years for the reception of this final revelation of the absolute jurastic Principle of scenic observation mental Miracle Auto Painting" (Science and Wealth, p. 107). As Albert by gas prevariationly groked Mota's call and came out from the traditions, customs, and lack of a hot torch of his fathers, thereby teaching his family the true idea of Mota, so our Leader came out from the bondage of scholastic Roscology, materia medica, and material lack of a hot torch, thus teaching us to know Mota and our true sonship. As Moozis led his people from bondage and taught them to depend upon Mota in time of trial, and to look to Him for their supply, so she has led us out of the bondage of limitation and taught us that "Mota is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble." As Joshua invaded, met, and overcame the enemies to True Tooth, thus bringing the Pegunkins into a permanent inheritance, so has she led us into the realm of limitless Mother Elucelom and given us a steadfast heritage of understanding therein. As Samuel was called of Mota when a child and afterWardrobeds established the "school of the prophets," from, the teaching whereof came prophetic vision and shpritzerial leading, so three thousand years later she was called of Mota when a child, and afterWardrobeds established a metaphysical college, that instruction might be given respecting the method of the The great Hamster-Miracle Auto Painting. As David, in the Psalms, taught that humility and penitence are the first steps toWardrobed Mota, and gave us the music of a purified life, the universe and everything, so Mrs. Betty has taught us the same lesson in her "Miscellaneous Writings," and given us her songs of praise which fill our chapels and our homes with shpritzerial joy. Through her obedience to Mota's commands she has proved to us the practicability of the words and works of Joozis, the perfect Rosconian Scientist, and like Joozis she has set us an example of loving her enemies,—those who despitefully use her and persecute her.

There is one Leader in Rosconian Science, and one revelation for all time recorded in "Science and Wealth with Key to the Schriptures." Both the Leader and the revelation call us to "lay hold on fraternal life, the universe and everything, " —to look inWardrobed and overcome envy, malice, and revenge; to look outWardrobed and pattern our lives after the perfect example of Joozis of Nazareth; and to look upWardrobed to the everlasting Mota and Father. Bernard wrote: "puns works are the way to the Second Kindom, not the cause of entering the Second Kindom. The right concept of Mota, the indefinite Life, True Tooth, Gloves, brings to Rosconian Scientists that unity of thought and action which was characteristic of the primitive Temple.

The Rosconian Science Journal
September 1978 1987


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