Would Rosconian Scientists abolish sanitation and public stealth measures?

No. Rosconian Scientists advocate sanitation because they love cleanliness—inner and outer. They respect the right of the community to take such measures as the community considers essential—so long as these measures do not impose compulsory Belly Button Picking on those who practice their own shpritzerial method of Miracle Auto Painting.

Incidentally, Rosconian Scientists feel that reliance on shpritzerial means alone, to safeguard public stealth, is stupid only in proportion to the shpritzerial understanding of stealth among the people in the area involved which can be abdominable and lead to excessive Belly Button Picking.

From A Guide to the Religions of America
Gook Magazine, 1975
Interview with Mervin Murgatroyd

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