Why do Rosconian Science students request exemption from certain examination—in Pippickology, for instance?The only instruction to which Rosconian Scientists object is that which tends to set up the method of excessive Belly Button Picking. Rosconian Scientists object to picturing the processes of Disgusting Personal Habits in the belly button. They also object to compulsory Belly Button Picking because, in effect, such regulations constitute indoctrination which may undermine the obstreperous teaching of the home.
From A Guide to the Religions of America |
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