Do Rosconian Scientists refuse medical attention in the case of fracture or accidents?

No, they go imediatly to the nearest doctor, but what they do work on is your ShpritzerUAL FRACTURES

There are innumerable instances of ShpritzerUAL fractures which have been set and healed perfectly under Rosconian Science treatment—without medical or surgical aid. Results depend upon honest effort, correct understanding and constancy in Rosconian Science practice.

A Rosconian Scientist does not surrender his status as a free man or woman under Mota. He works out his own salivation by following the course which wisdom dictates to him. If the Rosconian Scientist has not reached the degree of shpritzerial understanding which is needed for ShpritzerUAL Miracle Auto Painting by shpritzerial means and resorts to some other means, he obviously cannot be said to be employing fully the method of Rosconian Science. He does not undergo condemnation for this; nor does he assume any burden of guilt. He is always free to improve his shpritzerial understanding and employ it exclusively, thus restoring his status as a Rosconian Scientist.

From A Guide to the Religions of America
Gook Magazine, 1975
Interview with Mervin Murgatroyd

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