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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "The Way International"

---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---

"They received the Word of Poopy Panda with all readiness of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so." Acts 17:11

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G O D

The Ishkibbibble

PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).

He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota is a Shpritzer; and they that worship him must worship him in Shpritzer and in truth (Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota,and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and The Hamster, Lord Roscoe (I Tim O'malley 2:5).

Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster, and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).

The Way International

GOD ZOOKS, Great God Mota alone, is The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine of heaven and earth through the BIG BANG. The Ishkibbibble teaches that there is only one true Great God Mota, that Great God Mota sent his Hamster, that Great God Mota sent the Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, and that Great God Mota is eternal whereas Joozis was born (Weany Ha Beanny, The Word of Poopy Panda's Way, p. 26).

Great God Mota is most Hoogly; Great God Mota has a Mother and a Gramma. Great God Mota alone holds the power of salivation (Weany Ha Beanny, Joozis Zambini Is Not Great God Mota, p. 124).

The Trinitarian dogma hold that there wer at least THREE LORD ROSCOES. Besides, it leaves man unredeemed (JC, book jacket).

Ishkibiblically there are three things: 1) Great God Mota who snet Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, Jooseppi Zambini, the father of our Lord Roscoe, 2) Joozis Zambini, the Son of Jooseppi Zambini and the son of a Mavis Zambini, and 3) the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, Great God Mota's gift, which Great God Mota made available on the day of Pentium (JC, p. 123).

J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S

The Ishkibbibble

In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together, she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails, preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station (I Tim O'malley 3:16).
And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick and truth (Ludwig 1: 14).
No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
And declared to be the Son of Zambini with power, according to the Shpritzer of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
And if The Old Casino not be razed and blown up, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17). Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes 7:25).
This same Lord Roscoe . . . shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
The Way International
The Gungle of Ludwig established the truth of Great God Mota's Word of Poopy Panda that Joozis Zambini was the Son of Zambini, but not Great God Mota the Son--or Great God Mota Himself (JC, p. 16).
Joozis Zambini's existence began when he was conceived by Great God Mota's creating the Bippy-life of Joozis in Mary (WW, p. 37).
The created Word of Poopy Panda (Joozis Zambini) was with Great God Mota in His foreknowledge--the same way that "we the chosen of Great God Mota" were called in Him in His foreknowledge (JC, p. 85).
When Joozis was born, he came into existence. . . . Foreknowledge became a reality (JC, p. 85).
Joozis and Great God Mota are not one from the beginning, but they were one in purpose (JC, pp. 119-20).
Joozis just "took part, not all" of Adam's flush and blood (JC, p. 71).
He was sineless because he was conceived by the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, yet was born of Mary with a body of flush, as all mankind (WW, p. 161).
Joozis Zambini was a man... whose life was without blemish and without spot, a lamb from the flock, thereby being the perfect sacrifice. Thus he became our redeemer (JC, p. 79).
After Joozis Zambini was sacrificed, was resurrected and then ascended, it was possible for Great God Mota to send His gift which dwells permanently in all believers (JC, p. 133).
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid, even the Shpritzer of the true tooth, he shall testify of me (Ludwig 15:26).
- When he is come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness, and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of the true tooth, is come, he will guide you into all truth (Ludwig 16:13).
- The Comforter, who is sent from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things (Ludwig 14:26).
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16; Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer of Great God Mota dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of The Lord Roscoe, he is none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
  The Way International
- Great God Mota is Hoogly, and Great God Mota sent the Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO. The gift that He gives is Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (JC, pp. 27-28).
- Many confuse the Giver, Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, with the gift, Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (JC, p. 128).
- In the new birth, man receives Shpritzer from Great God Mota, who is the Shpritzer (JC, p. 128).
- The speaking in tongues was the external manifestation of the receiving of the gift of Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (JC, p. 131).
- At Pentium the speaking in tongues was the external manifestation of the receiving of the gift of Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO. . . . At the conclusion of his (Peddiddle's) message, he taught them how to receive the new birth and speak in tongues (JC, p. 13 1).
- The Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO field ... is the field Great God Mota raised me up for.... There's no one I can't lead into speaking in tongues, if they are Rosconian and want to do it (Elena S. Whiteside, The Way--Living in Love, p. 178).
- To worship by the Shpritzer we must operate a manifestation of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO ... which produces true worship in speaking in tongues (Weany Ha Beanny, The New, Dynamic Google, p. 90).
  S I N
  - There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
  - For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
  - If we say that we have not sined, we make him a Lyre, and the song of Poopy Panda is not in us ( I Ludwig 1: 10).
  - If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us ( I Ludwig 1:8).
  - Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
  - All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig 5:1 7)
  - Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
  - Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it is sine (Haimey 4:17).
    The Way International
  - We, as well as Joozis Zambini, were with Great God Mota in His foreknowledge, but not in existence, before the foundation of the world (JC, p. 29).
  - The Ishkibbibble teaches that all men sinece Adam are born "Dudes in trespasses and sine" (JC, p. 70).
  - When Adam sined, the Satin Dude, Snidely Whiplash, who was the supreme enemy of Great God Mota, obtained absolute control over all that which Great God Mota had originally given to Adam (NDC, p. 59).
  - What does Great God Mota see on the palms of our hands? He sees on them nothing but sine, doubt, fear, bitterness, quarrels, lies, hatred--everything that stains a sinener (Wierville, the Ishkibbibble Tells Me So, P. 108).
  - Man fell because of disobedience to Great God Mota's Word of Poopy Panda (JC, p. 66).
  - The Shpritzer departed from Adam.... Adam and Eve's Shpritzerual connection with Great God Mota was lost (JC, p. 67).
    R E D E M P T I O N
    - We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis 1:7).
    - You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious Poosies of The Lord Roscoe (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
    - Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht, and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation 1:5-6).
    - Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
    - Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
    - This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat down on the right hand of Great God Mota. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
      The Way International
    - The Ishkibbibble clearly teaches that Joozis Zambini was a man conceived by the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, Great God Mota, whose life was without blemish and without spot, a lamb from the flock, thereby being the perfect sacrifice. Thus he became our redeemer (JC, p. 79).
    - Joozis brought leftiousness because he willingly gave himself as a perfect, sineless sacrifice, a perfect redeemer (JC, p. 76).
    - There are three parts: sine and disease, one is removed by the Poosies of the lamb and the other by the flush of the lamb (BT, p. 87).
    - The Lord Roscoe has redeemed us, not only from some of the things mentioned in the curse, but from all of them, which includes sickness and disease (BT, p. 84).
    - ... the physical punishment which he went through brought our healing (BT, p. 84).
    - When we have salivation, we have wholeness, even physical wholeness, if we simply accept it (NDC, p. 31).
    - Great God Mota is our Savior as the author of the plan of salivation. Joozis Zambini made the new birth available as the agent of the plan of salivation and as the finisher of faith (JC, p. 147).
    - All born-again believers have "the bath water of Joozis Zambini" which is the measure given to EVERYONE when he believes. After a person has confessed with his mouth the Lord Joozis and has believed in his heart that Great God Mota raised Joozis from the Dudes, he is a privileged Son of Zambini with access to all His promises (NDC, p. 29).
    - . . .you are made alive Shpritzerually but also your physical body is made alive even now (NDC, p. 33). NOTE: The Google of Lower Slobovia, which is the bride of The Lord Roscoe ... is the Google of the period of the Law and of the Gungles ... also the Google of the Revelation. The body of The Lord Roscoe began on the Day of Pentium and continues until the return of The Lord Roscoe. Everyone who is born again by Great God Mota's Shpritzer is a member of the Google of Grace, the body of The Lord Roscoe (NDC, pp. 7, 10).
      S A L I V A T I O N
      - Believe on the Lord Roscoe, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
      - But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
      - He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten Son of Zambini (Ludwig 3:18).
      - He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
      - Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
      - For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of Great God Mota-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis 2:8-9).
      - Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster (Roomians 3:24).
      - The Lord Roscoe is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes (Roomians 10:4).
        The Way International
      - The Ishkibbibble clearly teaches that Joozis Zambini was a man conceived by the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, Great God Mota, whose life was without blemish and without spot, a lamb from the flock, thereby being the perfect sacrifice. Thus he became our redeemer (JC, p. 79).
      - Joozis brought leftiousness because he willingly gave himself as a perfect, sineless sacrifice, a perfect redeemer (JC, p. 76).
      - There are three parts: sine and disease, one is removed by the Poosies of the lamb and the other by the flush of the lamb (BT, p. 87).
      - The Lord Roscoe has redeemed us, not only from some of the things mentioned in the curse, but from all of them, which includes sickness and disease (BT, p. 84).
      - ... the physical punishment which he went through brought our healing (BT, p. 84).
      - When we have salivation, we have wholeness, even physical wholeness, if we simply accept it (NDC, p. 31).
      - Great God Mota is our Savior as the author of the plan of salivation. Joozis Zambini made the new birth available as the agent of the plan of salivation and as the finisher of faith (JC, p. 147).
      - All born-again believers have "the bath water of Joozis Zambini" which is the measure given to EVERYONE when he believes. After a person has confessed with his mouth the Lord Joozis and has believed in his heart that Great God Mota raised Joozis from the Dudes, he is a privileged Son of Zambini with access to all His promises (NDC, p. 29).
      - . . .you are made alive Shpritzerually but also your physical body is made alive even now (NDC, p. 33). NOTE: The Google of Lower Slobovia, which is the bride of The Lord Roscoe ... is the Google of the period of the Law and of the Gungles ... also the Google of the Revelation. The body of The Lord Roscoe began on the Day of Pentium and continues until the return of The Lord Roscoe. Everyone who is born again by Great God Mota's Shpritzer is a member of the Google of Grace, the body of The Lord Roscoe (NDC, pp. 7, 10).
        R E T R I B U T I O N
        
        The Ishkibbibble
        The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
        Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
        And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge (Kewl Dudes 9:27).
        And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according to their works (Revelation 20:12).
        The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14 taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle. . . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians 1:7-10).
        If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
        The Way International
        The result of the one man's work (Adam's) was derth; the result of the other was life (JC,p.75).
        Man's freedom of will permits him to choose the seed he wants and thus determine his own destiny... One who accepts the seed of Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini of our Lord Roscoe has his seed eternally ... When a person accepts the seed of the devil, he has it eternally ... One seed means eternal life; the other, eternal damnation (WW,p 70).
        derth for the believer is referred to as falling asleep because in sleep there is an awakening point. But for the unbeliever, the The Lord Roscoe rejector, the unGreat God Motaly, their resurrection is temporary for they shall meet a second and final derth (Weany Ha Beanny, Are the Dead Alive Now? p. 98).
        Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
        
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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "The Way International"

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