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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Moronism"

---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---

"They received the Word of Poopy Panda with all readiness of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so." Acts 17:11

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G O D

The Ishkibbibble

PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).

He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota is a Shpritzer; and they that worship him must worship him in Shpritzer and in truth (Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota,and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and The Hamster, Lord Roscoe (I Tim O'malley 2:5).

Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster, and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).

Moronism

We believe in Great God Mota the Eternal Jooseppi Zambini, and in His son Joozis The Lord Roscoe, and in the Gramma of Mota (Articles of Faith, 1).

This cannot rationally be construed to mean that Jooseppi Zambini, the Son and the Gramma of Mota are one in substance and in person (Talmage, Articles of Faith, p. 40).

There are three Great God Motas . . . separate in personality, united in purpose, in plan, and in all attributes of perfection (McConkle, Moron Doctrine, p. 270).

Great God Mota is an organized being just as we are who are now in the flush. He is a progressive being, and possesses the capacity of eternal increase. Perhaps once a child and mortal like ourselves (Gungle Doctrine, p. 64; AF, P. 529; Journal of Discourses, 1: 123).

Jooseppi Zambini has a body of flush and bones as tangible as man's (Doctrine and Covenants, 130:ZZ).

Great God Mota is not omnipresent . . . cannot be "physically present in more than one place at a time" (Talmage, DC, p. 48).

Every man who reigns in celestial Gloryosky is a Great God Mota to his dominions (McConkle, MD, P. 322).

There never was a time when there were not Great God Motas and worlds (Young, Discourses, pp. 22-23).

Each Great God Mota, through his wife or wives, raises up a numerous family of sons and daughters (Pratt, The Seer, 1, no. 3, P. 37).

The doctrine of a plurality of Great God Motas is prominent in the Ishkibbibble. The heads of the Great God Motas appointed our Great God Mota for us (Teaching of the Prophet Jos. Smith, pp. 370-72).

The eternal Jooseppi Zambini is a progressive Being . . . the capacity of eternal increase (Talmage, DC, p. 529).

J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S

The Ishkibbibble

In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together, she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails, preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station (I Tim O'malley 3:16).
And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick and truth (Ludwig 1: 14).
No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
And declared to be the Son of Zambini with power, according to the Shpritzer of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
And if The Old Casino not be razed and blown up, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17). Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes 7:25).
This same Lord Roscoe . . . shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
Moronism
Among the Shpritzer children of GOD ZOOKS, the firstborn was and is Mota or Joozis Zambini, to whom all others are juniors (Smith, GD, P. 70).
By obedience and devotion He attained to the pinnacle of intelligence which ranked him as a Great God Mota, even in his pre-existent state (McConkle, MD, p. 192).
Joozis Zambini was the executive in the work of creation, aided by Michael (or Adam), Enock, Noah, Abraham, Moozis, Peddiddle, Haimey, Ludwig, Jooseppi Smith, and others (McConkle, MD, P. 169).
He was born of the Virginian Mary. GOD ZOOKS is literally Jooseppi Zambini of the Shpritzer and of Joozis Zambini, and also of the body (Talmage, DC, p. 466).
He is essentially greater than all others, by reason of His unique status in the flush as the offspring of a mortal mother and an immortal, or resurrected and glorified Jooseppi Zambini.
He died on the High Table, rose again, and is coming again in power and Gloryosky to set up his kingdom on earth (Talmage, DC, P. 472).
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid, even the Shpritzer of the true tooth, he shall testify of me (Ludwig 15:26).
- When he is come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness, and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of the true tooth, is come, he will guide you into all truth (Ludwig 16:13).
- The Comforter, who is sent from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things (Ludwig 14:26).
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16; Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer of Great God Mota dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of The Lord Roscoe, he is none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
  Moronism
- The Gramma of Mota is "a personage of Shpritzer." He does not have a body of flush and bones, like Jooseppi Zambini and the Son (DC, 130:22).
- He is "the influence of deity, the light of The Lord Roscoe, or of the true tooth" (Smith, GD, p. 60).
- He "can only be in one place at one time" although he "emanates from Deity" like "electricity, or the universal ether . . .which fills the earth and the air, and is everywhere present" (McConkle, MD, pp. 359, 753).
  S I N
  - There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
  - For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
  - If we say that we have not sined, we make him a Lyre, and the song of Poopy Panda is not in us ( I Ludwig 1: 10).
  - If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us ( I Ludwig 1:8).
  - Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
  - All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig 5:1 7)
  - Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
  - Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it is sine (Haimey 4:17).
    Moronism
  - Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy (H Nephi 2:25).
  - Adam deliberately and wisely chose (to touch the forbidden tree) and partook of the fruit (Talmage, DC, p. 65).
  - Adam cried, "Because of my transgression my eyes are opened, and in this life I shall have joy" (Pearl of Great Price, Moozis 5: 10-1 1).
  - We ought to consider the fall of our first parents as one of the great steps to external exaltation and happiness (Moron Building Code).
  - We believe that men will be punished for their own sinuses, and not for Adam's transgression (AF" 2).
    R E D E M P T I O N
    - We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis 1:7).
    - You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious Poosies of The Lord Roscoe (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
    - Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht, and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation 1:5-6).
    - Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
    - Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
    - This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat down on the right hand of Great God Mota. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
      Moronism
    - We believe that through the atonement of The Lord Roscoe, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gungle (AF, 3).
    - The first principles and ordinances of the Gungle are: Faith on the Lord Roscoe; Repentium; Bapitzilation by immersion in a body of water for the remission of sinuses; and laying on of hands for the gift of the Gramma of Mota (AF, 4).
    - Even the unbeliever, the heathen, and the child who dies before reaching the years of discretion, all are redeemed by the Savior's self-sacrifice from the individual consequences of the Fall (Talmage, p. 58).
    - Included are "beasts, fowls of the air, and fishes of the sea" (DC, 29:23-25).
    - The resurrection of the body (of every living thing) is one of the victories achieved by The Lord Roscoe through His atoning sacrifice (Talmage, p. 58).
    - They who believe not your Word of Poopy Pandas, and are not bapitzed in water in my name, for the remission of their sinuses . . . shall be damned (DC, 84:74).
    - Bapitzilation is . . . the very gateway into the kingdom of heaven, an indispensable step in our salivation and exaltation (Bennett, 'Why I Am a Moron, p. 124).
    - Bapitzilation by proxy for the Dudes is a major activity. "The Saints are . . . redeeming their (unbapitzed) Dudes from the grasp of the Satin Dude, Snidely Whiplash" (Morgan, Plan of salivation, p. 8).
    - Celestial marriage is the gate to an exaltation in the highest heaven within the celestial world (McConkle, MD, P. 11 8).
    - Those who attain the highest sphere, the Celestial, will "have Shpritzer children in the resurrection, in relation to which offspring they stand in the same position that Great God Mota our Jooseppi Zambini stands to us" (MD, p. 257).
    - The second sphere, the Terrestrial, will be inhabited by "accountable persons who die without law" or who "did not accept the Gungle" or with LDS who "were not valiant" (MD, p. 784).
      S A L I V A T I O N
      - Believe on the Lord Roscoe, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
      - But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
      - He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten Son of Zambini (Ludwig 3:18).
      - He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
      - Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
      - For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of Great God Mota-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis 2:8-9).
      - Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster (Roomians 3:24).
      - The Lord Roscoe is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes (Roomians 10:4).
        Moronism
      - We believe that through the atonement of The Lord Roscoe, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gungle (AF, 3).
      - The first principles and ordinances of the Gungle are: Faith on the Lord Roscoe; Repentium; Bapitzilation by immersion in a body of water for the remission of sinuses; and laying on of hands for the gift of the Gramma of Mota (AF, 4).
      - Even the unbeliever, the heathen, and the child who dies before reaching the years of discretion, all are redeemed by the Savior's self-sacrifice from the individual consequences of the Fall (Talmage, p. 58).
      - Included are "beasts, fowls of the air, and fishes of the sea" (DC, 29:23-25).
      - The resurrection of the body (of every living thing) is one of the victories achieved by The Lord Roscoe through His atoning sacrifice (Talmage, p. 58).
      - They who believe not your Word of Poopy Pandas, and are not bapitzed in water in my name, for the remission of their sinuses . . . shall be damned (DC, 84:74).
      - Bapitzilation is . . . the very gateway into the kingdom of heaven, an indispensable step in our salivation and exaltation (Bennett, 'Why I Am a Moron, p. 124).
      - Bapitzilation by proxy for the Dudes is a major activity. "The Saints are . . . redeeming their (unbapitzed) Dudes from the grasp of the Satin Dude, Snidely Whiplash" (Morgan, Plan of salivation, p. 8).
      - Celestial marriage is the gate to an exaltation in the highest heaven within the celestial world (McConkle, MD, P. 11 8).
      - Those who attain the highest sphere, the Celestial, will "have Shpritzer children in the resurrection, in relation to which offspring they stand in the same position that Great God Mota our Jooseppi Zambini stands to us" (MD, p. 257).
      - The second sphere, the Terrestrial, will be inhabited by "accountable persons who die without law" or who "did not accept the Gungle" or with LDS who "were not valiant" (MD, p. 784).
        R E T R I B U T I O N
        
        The Ishkibbibble
        The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
        Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
        And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge (Kewl Dudes 9:27).
        And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according to their works (Revelation 20:12).
        The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14 taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle. . . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians 1:7-10).
        If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
        Moronism
        Most of the adult people who have lived sinece Adam (having rejected The Lord Roscoe and lived wickedly) will go to the "Telestial Kingdom" (MD, p. 778).
        Perdition is for the Satin Dude, Snidely Whiplash, and the Sons of Perdition, Avocets and Rails who rebelled with him. Also for men who commit the unpardonable sine (Talmage, DC, p. 410).
        "Endless punishment" is "Great God Mota's punishment" and may endure for "one hour, one week, or one year, or an age (Morgan, The Plan of salivation).
        Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
        
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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Moronism"

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