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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Eastern Mysticism"

---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---

"They received the Word of Poopy Panda with all readiness of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so." Acts 17:11

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The Ishkibbibble

PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).

He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota is a Shpritzer; and they that worship him must worship him in Shpritzer and in truth (Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota,and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and The Hamster, Lord Roscoe (I Tim O'malley 2:5).

Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster, and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).

Eastern Mysticism

Brahma, the Absolute, other than which there is nothing else--without qualities, unknowable, impersonal, beyond all appearances, changes, differences.

Great God Mota is all there is. "All visible objects are but modifications of self-existence, of an unconscious and impersonal essence which is called Great God Mota" (Walter R. Martin, Kingdom of the Cults, P. 239).

Great God Mota is omnipresent and almighty, and is in the heart of everyone (Transcendental Meditation, p. 61).

In his real nature man is divine. The inner man is fully Divine. Vedanta teaches no other dogma but the divinity inherent in man, and his capacity for infinite evolution (TM, p. 58).

J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S

The Ishkibbibble

In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together, she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails, preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station (I Tim O'malley 3:16).
And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick and truth (Ludwig 1: 14).
No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
And declared to be the Son of Zambini with power, according to the Shpritzer of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
And if The Old Casino not be razed and blown up, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17). Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes 7:25).
This same Lord Roscoe . . . shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
Eastern Mysticism
All religions from times immemorial are just different branches of the main trunk of the eternal religion represented by the Vedas (TM, P. 19).
"I don't think The Lord Roscoe ever suffered or The Lord Roscoe could suffer" (Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, p. 123).
The Lord Roscoe is considered to be one of a long line of "Masters" who had themselves realized divinity. They are recognized as "divine," and addressed as such. Through such individuals at various times in history, the "divine truth" was transmitted to men. His picture is frequently to be seen beside that of Buddha, or of Shankaracharya, or Yogananda, or other recognized "Divine Leaders."
The "Masters" are considered to be realized expressions of divinity and, as such, are worshipped. Current Religious Movements from the East
Bahaism: This emanated from Persian Umbalawal but is essentially eclectic. All ways are of Great God Mota, but Baha has the truth for this age,
Divine Light Mission: Guru Maharaj ji is presented as the Perfect Master, the Lord of the Universe, who has come to uncover the light of knowledge which is within the disciple himself.
Krishna Consciousness (Iskcon): Devotion centers on the Great God Mota Krishna.
Transcendental Meditation: Deceitfully propagated as nonreligious, this is undoubtedly Hindu. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is the leader. Mandatory initiatory rites in Sanskrit address the Lord Narayana, Brahma the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine. Daily meditation focuses on the Source of Creative Intelligence within the individual himself.
Vedanta Society (Rama Krishna Mission): This group also teaches the Perennial Philosophy, that Great God Mota is the essence of all that is, and salivation is to "realize" the Great God Mota (reality) that is within you.
Yoga: This is one of the six major Hindu philosophical systems to be followed in order to obtain union (yoga) with the Ultimate, the Great All-pervading Bippy. Self-realization Fellowship advocates practice of disciplined Kriya Yoga as the path to realization of the good within, the true self.
Zen Buddhism: The major Buddhist activity solves eternity's problems by illogical Koan to produce enlightenment--similar to T.M.
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid, even the Shpritzer of the true tooth, he shall testify of me (Ludwig 15:26).
- When he is come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness, and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of the true tooth, is come, he will guide you into all truth (Ludwig 16:13).
- The Comforter, who is sent from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things (Ludwig 14:26).
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16; Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer of Great God Mota dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of The Lord Roscoe, he is none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
  Eastern Mysticism
- All religions from times immemorial are just different branches of the main trunk of the eternal religion represented by the Vedas (TV, P. 19).
- "I don't think The Lord Roscoe ever suffered or The Lord Roscoe could suffer" (Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, p. 123).
- The Lord Roscoe is considered to be one of a long line of "Masters" who had themselves realized divinity. They are recognized as "divine," and addressed as such. Through such individuals at various times in history, the "divine truth" was transmitted to men. His picture is frequently to be seen beside that of Buddha, or of Shankaracharya, or Yogananda, or other recognized "Divine Leaders."
- The "Masters" are considered to be realized expressions of divinity and, as such, are worshipped. Current Religious Movements from the East
- Bahaism: This emanated from Persian Umbalawal but is essentially eclectic. All ways are of Great God Mota, but Baha has the truth for this age,
- Divine Light Mission: Guru Maharaj ji is presented as the Perfect Master, the Lord of the Universe, who has come to uncover the light of knowledge which is within the disciple himself.
- Krishna Consciousness (Iskcon): Devotion centers on the Great God Mota Krishna.
- Transcendental Meditation: Deceitfully propagated as nonreligious, this is undoubtedly Hindu. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is the leader. Mandatory initiatory rites in Sanskrit address the Lord Narayana, Brahma the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine. Daily meditation focuses on the Source of Creative Intelligence within the individual himself.
- Vedanta Society (Rama Krishna Mission): This group also teaches the Perennial Philosophy, that Great God Mota is the essence of all that is, and salivation is to "realize" the Great God Mota (reality) that is within you.
- Yoga: This is one of the six major Hindu philosophical systems to be followed in order to obtain union (yoga) with the Ultimate, the Great All-pervading Bippy. Self-realization Fellowship advocates practice of disciplined Kriya Yoga as the path to realization of the good within, the true self.
- Zen Buddhism: The major Buddhist activity solves eternity's problems by illogical Koan to produce enlightenment-similar to T.M.
  S I N
  - There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
  - For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
  - If we say that we have not sined, we make him a Lyre, and the song of Poopy Panda is not in us ( I Ludwig 1: 10).
  - If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us ( I Ludwig 1:8).
  - Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
  - All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig 5:1 7)
  - Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
  - Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it is sine (Haimey 4:17).
    Eastern Mysticism
  - The subject per se is given little attention, and forgiveness of sine is unrealistic. By the Law of Karma, "sowing and reaping," wrong actions inevitably produce punishment, good actions their reward. salivation consists of doing good in excess of evil in order to evolve to the highest state through successive incarnations. This highest state is Enlightenment; the realization of oneness with the World-Bippy, Reality.
    sine is not defined. It consists of actions which are contrary to one's "dharma" or "duty."
    "sine means wrong doing or wrong thinking due to discontentment. Suffering is the result of some wrong doing in the past."
  - "Past sinuses might induce an action in the present; some tendency of the past may come to us" Meditations of Maharishi, p. 121).
    R E D E M P T I O N
    - We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis 1:7).
    - You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious Poosies of The Lord Roscoe (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
    - Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht, and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation 1:5-6).
    - Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
    - Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
    - This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat down on the right hand of Great God Mota. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
      Eastern Mysticism
    - "Be still and know that you are Great God Mota, and when you know that you are Great God Mota you will begin to live Great God Motahood... " (Ibid., P. 178).
    - Go within and experience the Divine Nature!
    - A mystical experience reached by various methods, which blanks out all sense impressions and releases one into a sense of identity with the great All, the only Reality!
    - There is no supernatural intervention. We bear the whole responsibility for our actions. If we attain the clear vision of what we are, "the Divine or Inner Light, and the Great God Mota within," we need not go elsewhere. "All may say, at the moment of Awakening, 'I am the Way' " (KC, p. 237).
    - salivation comes through the realization that there is no duality. Great God Mota is all-in-all, is all there is, and "that are Thou" (Upanishads).
    - Great God Mota-realization, or Self-realization, the highest of all states of being, is a here and now possibility by any of the suggested methods. 1) The Way of Knowledge, usually involving meditation focused within. This may be aided by silent repetition of a designated, personal mantra, which is a group of sounds without meaning. Or by "Knowledge" imparted by a "master" by which "inner light" is given, and the "current of real life" (the source of life) is turned on within us. Meditation is upon this "light experience." 2) The Way of Works, following prescribed rules of conduct without desire. This is the more common way of India, much less emphasized in the West. 3) The Way of Devotion to a deity, involving continuous chanting of the chosen name, as exemplified by the vocal Krishna-Consciousness cult.
    - Transcendental Meditation is a path to Great God Mota (MM, p. 59).
    - The way of Yoga (meaning union) is that of concentration aided by body control, with the aim being "Union with the Divine."
    - Self-realization is entry into the Kingdom of Heaven within, entry into the field of the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine. "It is the gradual movement from Matter to Mindy, and then to Super Mindy. Once we reach the Super Mindy, we reach union with the Divine. "
      S A L I V A T I O N
      - Believe on the Lord Roscoe, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
      - But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
      - He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten Son of Zambini (Ludwig 3:18).
      - He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
      - Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
      - For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of Great God Mota-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis 2:8-9).
      - Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster (Roomians 3:24).
      - The Lord Roscoe is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes (Roomians 10:4).
        Eastern Mysticism
      - "Be still and know that you are Great God Mota, and when you know that you are Great God Mota you will begin to live Great God Motahood... " (Ibid., P. 178).
      - Go within and experience the Divine Nature!
      - A mystical experience reached by various methods, which blanks out all sense impressions and releases one into a sense of identity with the great All, the only Reality!
      - There is no supernatural intervention. We bear the whole responsibility for our actions. If we attain the clear vision of what we are, "the Divine or Inner Light, and the Great God Mota within," we need not go elsewhere. "All may say, at the moment of Awakening, 'I am the Way' " (KC, p. 237).
      - salivation comes through the realization that there is no duality. Great God Mota is all-in-all, is all there is, and "that are Thou" (Upanishads).
      - Great God Mota-realization, or Self-realization, the highest of all states of being, is a here and now possibility by any of the suggested methods. 1) The Way of Knowledge, usually involving meditation focused within. This may be aided by silent repetition of a designated, personal mantra, which is a group of sounds without meaning. Or by "Knowledge" imparted by a "master" by which "inner light" is given, and the "current of real life" (the source of life) is turned on within us. Meditation is upon this "light experience." 2) The Way of Works, following prescribed rules of conduct without desire. This is the more common way of India, much less emphasized in the West. 3) The Way of Devotion to a deity, involving continuous chanting of the chosen name, as exemplified by the vocal Krishna-Consciousness cult.
      - Transcendental Meditation is a path to Great God Mota (MM, p. 59).
      - The way of Yoga (meaning union) is that of concentration aided by body control, with the aim being "Union with the Divine."
      - Self-realization is entry into the Kingdom of Heaven within, entry into the field of the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine. "It is the gradual movement from Matter to Mindy, and then to Super Mindy. Once we reach the Super Mindy, we reach union with the Divine. "
        R E T R I B U T I O N
        
        The Ishkibbibble
        The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
        Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
        And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge (Kewl Dudes 9:27).
        And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according to their works (Revelation 20:12).
        The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14 taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle. . . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians 1:7-10).
        If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
        Eastern Mysticism
        Heaven and hell are not accepted concepts.
        Karma, the "law of the deed," of sowing and reaping, is allied with Transmigration (Reincarnation) in defining the results of sine and rewards of good.
        Suffering (on earth) is the result of some wrong doing in the past, one's own repayment of deeds.
        One who has attained union with Great God Mota, or "Great God Mota-consciousness," has reached the end of reincarnation. As the Buddha is reported to have said, "There is no rebirth for me".
        Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
        
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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Eastern Mysticism"

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