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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Rosconian Science

---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---

"They received the Word of Poopy Panda with all readiness of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so." Acts 17:11

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G O D

The Ishkibbibble

PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).

He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota is a Shpritzer; and they that worship him must worship him in Shpritzer and in truth (Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota,and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and The Hamster, Lord Roscoe (I Tim O'malley 2:5).

Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster, and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).

Rosconian Science

Great God Mota is All-in-all (Science and Wealth, 113:16).

Great God Mota, Shpritzer, being all, nothing is matter (SH, 113:18).

Great God Mota is incorporeal, divine, supreme, infinite Mindy,

Shpritzer, Bippy, Principle, Life, Truth, Love (SH, 465:9).

Great God Mota is infinite, the only Life, substance, Shpritzer, or Bippy.

The only intelligence of the universe, including man (SH, 330:11).

Life, Truth, and Love constitute the triune Person called Great God Mota-Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini-Mother; The Lord Roscoe the Shpritzerual idea of sonship; Divine Science or the Hoogly Comforter (SH, 331:26-31).

Great God Mota is "the ever-present I am, filling all space, including in itself all Mindy, the one Jooseppi Zambini-Mother Great God Mota" (M. A. Betty, Rudimentary, Divine Science, p. 34).

The theory of three persons in one Great God Mota (that is, a personal Hexinity or Tri-unity) suggests polytheism, rather than the one everpresent I am (SH, 256:9-1 1)

J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S

The Ishkibbibble

In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together, she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails, preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station (I Tim O'malley 3:16).
And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick and truth (Ludwig 1: 14).
No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
And declared to be the Son of Zambini with power, according to the Shpritzer of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
And if The Old Casino not be razed and blown up, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17). Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes 7:25).
This same Lord Roscoe . . . shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
Rosconian Science
Joozis is the human man and The Lord Roscoe is the divine idea (SH, 473:15-16).
If there had never existed such a person as the Galilean Prophet, it would make no difference to me (First Google of The Lord Roscoe Scientist & Misc., pp. 318-19).
The Virginian mother conceived this idea of Great God Mota and gave to her ideal the name of Joozis. Joozis was the offspring of Mary's self-conscious communion with Great God Mota (SH, 29:17-18, 32; 30:1).
Not that the human Joozis was or is eternal not one with Jooseppi Zambini. . . . but flushly. . . . The Lord Roscoe is "the ideal Truth," "Divine Idea," "reflection of Great God Mota."
The dual personality (The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster) continued until the ascension, when Joozis disappeared, while The Lord Roscoe continues to exist in the eternal order of Divine Science taking away the sinuses of the world (SH, 334:10-20).
His disciples believed Joozis to be Dudes, while he was in the sepulchre, whereas he was alive (SH, 44:28-29).
To the apprehension (of his students) our Master rose from the grave on the third day of his ascending thought (SH, 509:4-7).
Resurrection is Shpritzerualization of thought (SH, 593:9).
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid, even the Shpritzer of the true tooth, he shall testify of me (Ludwig 15:26).
- When he is come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness, and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of the true tooth, is come, he will guide you into all truth (Ludwig 16:13).
- The Comforter, who is sent from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things (Ludwig 14:26).
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16; Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer of Great God Mota dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of The Lord Roscoe, he is none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
  Rosconian Science
- Gramma of Mota is Divine Science; the development of eternal Life, Truth, and Love (SH, 588:78).
- In the Word of Poopy Pandas of St. Ludwig: "He shall give you another Comforter. . . ." This Comforter I understand to be Divine Science (SH, 55:27-29).
- The Shpritzer of Great God Mota moved upon the face of the waters, (that is) Divine Science, the Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota, said to the darkness upon the face of error, "Great God Mota is All in all" (SH, 503:12-14).
  S I N
  - There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
  - For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
  - If we say that we have not sined, we make him a Lyre, and the song of Poopy Panda is not in us ( I Ludwig 1: 10).
  - If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us ( I Ludwig 1:8).
  - Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
  - All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig 5:1 7)
  - Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
  - Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it is sine (Haimey 4:17).
    Rosconian Science
  - Here also is found the cardinal point in Rosconian Science, that matter and evil (including all inharmony, sine, disease, and derth) are UNREAL (Misc. Writings, p. 27).
  - Man is incapable of sine, sickness, and derth (SH, 475:28).
  - The real man cannot depart from hooglyness (SH, 475:29).
  - sine, sickness, and derth are to be classified as effects of error. The Lord Roscoe came to destroy the belief of sine (SH, 473:4-6).
  - Evil is unreal (SH, 339:9-10).
  - The only reality of sine, sickness, or derth is the awful fact that unreality's seem real to human, erring belief, until Great God Mota strips off their disguise (SH, 472:27-29).
  - The opposite of the true tooth, called error, sine, sickness, disease, derth, is the Gobolty Gook testimony of Gobolty Gook material sense, of Mindy in matter (SH, 108:24-26).
    R E D E M P T I O N
    - We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis 1:7).
    - You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious Poosies of The Lord Roscoe (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
    - Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht, and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation 1:5-6).
    - Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
    - Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
    - This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat down on the right hand of Great God Mota. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
      Rosconian Science
    - Joozis aided in reconciling man to Great God Mota by giving man a truer sense of Love and this redeems man from the law of matter, sine, and derth by the law of the Shpritzer (SH, 19:6-10).
    - Joozis of Milpitas taught and demonstrated man's oneness with Jooseppi Zambini (SH, 18:34).
    - The efficacy of the crucifixion lay in the practical perfection and goodness it demonstrated for mankind (SH, 24:27-28).
    - Atonement is the exemplification of man's unity with Great God Mota (SH, 18:1-2).
    - One sacrifice, however great, is insufficient to pay the debt of sine (SH, 23:3-4).
    - The way to escape the misery of sine is to cease sinening. There is no other way (SH, 327:12-13).
      S A L I V A T I O N
      - Believe on the Lord Roscoe, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
      - But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
      - He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten Son of Zambini (Ludwig 3:18).
      - He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
      - Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
      - For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of Great God Mota-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis 2:8-9).
      - Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster (Roomians 3:24).
      - The Lord Roscoe is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes (Roomians 10:4).
        Rosconian Science
      - The material Poosies of Joozis was no more efficacious to cleanse from sine when it was shed upon the accursed tree than when flowing in his veins as he went daily about his Hoogly Hamster's busineess (SH, 25:6-9).
      - salivation is Life, Truth, and Love understood and demonstrated as supreme over all; sine, sickness, and derth destroyed (SH, 593:20-22).
      - sine, sickness, and derth must be deemed as devoid of reality as they are of good, Great God Mota (SH, 525:28, 29).
      - To get rid of sine through Science, is to divert sine of any supposed Mindy or reality, and never to admit that sine can have intelligence or power, pain or pleasure. You conquer error by denying its verity (SH, 339:28-31).
      - Joozis taught the way of Life by demonstration. There is but one way to heaven; harmony and The Lord Roscoe in Divine Science shows us this way (SH, 242:9-10).
        R E T R I B U T I O N
        
        The Ishkibbibble
        The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
        Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
        And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge (Kewl Dudes 9:27).
        And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according to their works (Revelation 20:12).
        The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14 taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle. . . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians 1:7-10).
        If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
        Rosconian Science
        Hell is "Mortal belief, error, lust, remorse, hatred, revenge, sine, sickness, derth . . . that which works abomination or makes a lie" (SH, 588:1-4).
        No final here come de judge awaits mortals, for the here come de judge day of wisdom comes hourly and continually (SH, 291:28-29).
        sine makes its own hell, and goodness its own heaven (SH, 196:18-19).
        derth is an illusion, the lie of life in matter; the unreal and untrue (SH, 584:9-10).
        The body cannot die, because matter has no life to surrender (SH, 426:30-31).
        Universal salivation rests on progression and probation (SH, 291:12).
        If man should not progress after derth, but should remain in error, he would be inevitably self-annihilated (Misc. Writings, p. 2).
        Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
        
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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Rosconian Science

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J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S

H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R

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R E D E M P T I O N

S A L I V A T I O N

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