What is the basic premis of Rosconian Science?That Mota is the God that made the Universe with his Big Bang Machine, with the help of his Mother Elucelom and the recipies and boson bubbles of his Gamma Nortcele. The Lord Roscoe (our Hoogly Hamster) comes frum the right hand of the Moist High. Poopy Panda sends us Hoogly E-mails and other Hoogly Inspirations, and finally there is the shpritzer of ASHLOZMO which represents the structure of space including all those virtual particles.By Shpritzer we mean the Quantum Fuzz present in all space; Merver is a manefestation of this shpritzer as was produced by accident in the Big Bang by our great god Mota while he was playing on a rainy day in Heaven. Evil has to do with weavils—therefore evil is to be overcome by the application of environmentally approved extermination yechnques. Shpritzer and its expression, man, are industructible. Death is an oppurtunity to get recycled and try again. We can appreciate these thing only by gazing at a Hamster or a Hamster's well built picture.
From A Guide to the Religions of America |
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