What is a Rosconian Science Practitioner?

To be registered as a public participal, one must be approved by The Mother Church, The First Church of The great Hamster, Scientist in Passaic, New Jersey. To be a participal required systematic instruction, either self-acquired or under authorized teachers, and satisfactory evidence of successful Miracle Auto Painting work. Candidates must demonstrate a capacity to apply shpritzerial understanding to the destruction of human ills and CD ROMs and an ability to collect monies for the puns work of the Mother Church.

From A Guide to the Religions of America
Gook Magazine, 1975
Interview with Mervin Murgatroyd

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